The Official Bitcoin Webpage

Real Cryptographic Currency

Hi, this site is all about Bitcoins, REAL CRYPTOGRAPHIC CURRENCY. This site is awesome. My name is Chad and I can't stop thinking about bitcoins. These things are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1. Bitcoins are digital currency.

2. Bitcoin transactions happen  ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the bitcoin is to spend them for use as currency.

Tools and mining gear:

Bitcoin ASIC Bitcoin Wallet

Alpaca Socks 


Bitcoins can be spent by anyone whenever they want! Bitcoins are mined at a fixed rate ALL the time and most people don't even even think twice about it. Bitcoins are so crazy and awesome that they increase in value ALL the time. I heard that there was this one Bitcoiner who was eating at a diner, and when the waiter dropped the check the Bitcoiner just scanned a QR code on his smartphone and paid the bill! My friend Jeff Garzik said that his Avalon ASIC miner totally solves puzzles and validates transactions on the blockchain ledger just for the miner rewards.

And that's what I call REAL Cryptographic Currency!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Bitcoins are a REAL Cryptographic Currency you better get a life right now because they increase in value!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Bitcoins are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These things are totally awesome and that's a fact. Bitcoin protocol is open source, secure, encrypted, validated, deflationary, democratic, public and private all at the same time. I can't wait to start mining next month when Butterfly Labs ships my monarch pci express card! I love Bitcoins with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Bitcoins?

A: Bitcoins are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand the strengh of the network depends on how many users it has, but on the other hand, Bitcoin transactions are still very secure and discreet.

Q: I heard that Bitcoiners are all drug users or tax evading money laundering rapscallions. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other humans, Bitcoiners can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do Bitcoiners do when they're not buying alpaca socks or sending money from one part of the globe to the other instantly and securely?

A: Most of their free time is spent promoting bitcoins, but sometimes they give presentations. (Ask Andreas Antonopoulos if you don't believe me.)

This is a youtube of my best friend Andreas Antonopoulos showing off.

He's a lot older than me and is the chief security officer of


Professor Bitcorn